THE GANG

Paisley, Zooarcheologist

Paisley "helped" to dig up old animal bones all over the property. She payed it forward to future archeologist by "eliminating" fresh animals and having Tripp & Digger bury them all over the property. Although she has the body type of a sea lion, Paislee is quite aprehensive when it comes to the cold. She loved to hybernate 16-20hrs per day. She will be missed by many. 

RIP Paisley July 2013 - January 14, 2023

Oaklee, Frisbee Wide Receiver

Oaklee is the guy who knows just how cool he is but he doesn't flaunt it in your face... (maybe a little with his tail). He was planning on joining the Pro Frisbee Fetch Circuit but decided to stay home to continue relentlessly practicing Frisbee with his parents.

Shelly, Project Safety Officer

Shelly keeps a watchfull eye out for safety violations and promptly notifies OSHA. We usually have a bone to pick with her.

Digger, Flat Earther

Digger McDigface as he is formally known, is at his happiest when he's got a bucketful of dirt, motor's spinning at 1800rpm, and the radio blasting "she thinks my tractors sexy" by Kenny Chesney. Digger puts most of his energy into conspiring to flatten the earth. Best friends with Dino.  

Dino, Diesel Sommelier 

Dino is somewhere around 100 million years young making him by far the oldest member of our team. Dino turns our hard earned dollars into liquid gold and safely stores it his 300 gallon belly. Slowly but surely he gives it all away to his best friend Digger.  

Allison & Tripp

If you know, you know.